I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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