you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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