So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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