She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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