Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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