Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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