All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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