to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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