I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So vagazzling was a success
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
