I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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