I CAN MOONWALK!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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