id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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