Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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