normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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