Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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