She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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