He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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