yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My penis needs a shock collar
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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