Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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