Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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