question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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