yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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