i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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