dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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