it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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