Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
worst night to have a conscience
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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