How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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