sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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