that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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