you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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