About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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