Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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