Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
