he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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