Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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