You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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