I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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