I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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