I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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