Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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