This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
