Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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