You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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