Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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