my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
