Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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