She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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