End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Help. Why am I so naked?
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