Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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