check it out our google latitudes are spooning
That's when you crack a 10am beer
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
